The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
Fun fact: Jensen was actually asleep here and Jared had to wake him up, and this was his reaction, not Dean’s.
But the best part about this is that he’s not like “Jared. Jared what are you doing?”
He legitimately wakes up as if he is dean.
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.
"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”
but look at the cat in the background
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
- Burn the body of your first murder victim together
- Invade Earth with plastic daffodils
- Summon the devil
- Build an imaginary city for him using math
- Replace King John with a shape-shifting android
- Turn into a snake made of goo
- Become the supreme ruler of his favorite planet with the help of a cyborg army
Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..
boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away
#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart